(太宰治) Dazai Osamu | Bungou Stray Dogs (
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June ADA Meeting/Open Mingle/Rumor Discussion
June had been an active month for everyone in Starsand. The fake tradition at the Shrine of Love, the three ghost stories, and still no way home. Knowing this, Osamu Dazai decided the only thing to do was to organize a meeting for the Fallen Stars and citizens alike...🗈
[Dazai had set up a gathering at the park with a small podium. This would do until they'd gotten an official meeting hall. Atsushi, Fauna, and Akutagawa had probably all been tasked with putting up flyers earlier advertising the meeting. He approached the podium, clearing his throat.]
Good afternoon, ladies, gentlemen, Fallen Stars and citizens of all shapes, sizes, and gender persuasions. This is the first meeting held by the Armed Detective Agency to discuss recent events and to set up plans for the future ahead. Let's go ahead and go over what we already know, shall we?
[He shuffled his cards at the podium, flicking one aside. Tellingly, if anyone picked it up...it was blank. Showoff.]
First off. The 'protection charm' so-called tradition. This, as some of you may know, is not an official tradition sanctioned by the Kami of Love. We're not certain who started it, but my guess is that it's for nebulous purposes. If you've tried to 'protect' someone, you had better let them know. And if you've been 'protected', prepare for whatever may come. We'll be doing what we can to decipher the intent behind this and the perpetrator.
[Fwip. Another cue card to the side. This one, if picked up, has 'Chuuya Nakahara has a stinky butt' written on it in red crayon with a chibi drawing of Dazai's face winking with his tongue out next to it.]
Now, let's get into the meatier situations. I believe we've had three curious spirits haunting our dear city as of late, and I'd like to go over each. If anyone has any relevant information pertaining to any of them - encounters, confrontations, simply details you've overheard - please do feel free to contribute to the discussion after the overview is finished.
The first of these is Bloody Mary. The Armed Detective Agency - meaning, my team - Atsushi, Fauna, Akutagawa, raise your hands. These three and myself have looked into this incident in particular. We intend to look into all of them, but this one was our first priority. We regret to inform you that she is quite real. Do not attempt this ritual. She will chase down whoever summoned her, and attempt to attack. She left us with the warnings that she 'learned so much' and that she'd be 'stronger next time' before melting into a puddle of blood. I repeat, do NOT summon Bloody Mary. We will not be discussing how to summon her in the interest of less people doing it...but you've been warned.
[Fwip. Another cue card to the side. This one, if picked up, has 'YOU CAN REACH BLOODY MARY BY SPELLING OUT ICUP AND PRAYING IN FRONT OF YOUR TOILET' written on it in blue crayon. Off to the side, it has the word 'spooky! do not attempt!' written on it. And a little drawing of a bedsheet ghost seemingly dripping blood.]
The second is the Footsteps Behind You ghost. Much like Bloody Mary, I've looked into this one on my own. It attempted much the same. An assault, a promise that it had learned, and a declaration that it'd be stronger next time. It, too, melted into blood. Do NOT summon the Footsteps Behind You ghost, either. Once more, no discussion as to how to do so will be taking place for your personal safety.
[Fwip. Another cue card to the side. This one, if picked up, has 'DON'T TELL THEM THE FOOTSTEPS BEHIND THEM IS ACTUALLY A LARGE HAMSTER WITH SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES. THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.' written on it in green crayon. The giant hamster is drawn on it looking sad.]
The third and final spirit that has been spoken of is regretfully the one I have the least amount of information on. The girl in the reflection. I made an attempt to summon her as well to no success, but the important thing about her is she made no attempt to attack. Unlike the other two spirits, the potential harm of this one is undetected. Still, you should not make an attempt to reach out until further information is given.
[Fwip. Another cue card to the side. This one, if picked up, has 'Potential Reminder: have ADA attempt another summoning. Certain issues may have gotten in my way.' Unlike the other cards, this one was written in pen in fairly elegant handwriting.]
With that, I open the floor to you, meeting participants. If you have any further information, feel free to share with the rest of us and talk amongst yourselves. The purpose of this meeting is to gather information and perhaps get to know your colleagues a bit better.
[And then, suddenly, he brightens.] Of course, after that, if anyone has any way to brighten the mood, we may all need it! So feel free to contribute that, too!
We at the Armed Detective Agency thank you for attending. We'll appreciate your cooperation in the future and know that we are looking into each and every incident with precision and care. Good night, tri-state area~
[And then he just. Drops the rest of the blank cue cards on the podium, folds his arms behind his head, and walks back.
The floor is yours, other participants.]
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[Strange how being around his natural enemy makes him relax.]
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Do you want me to try to monologue to make it feel authentic, or...?
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[She reaches into her bag and flings a round bottle of holy water like a grenade, then rushes to try and close the gap and punch him.]
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Good. I'm terrible at those anyway.
[He slides backwards - a standard backdash - to gain some room, then raises his hand towards her. Instead of fireballs, though, out comes a jet of water. It's a bit stronger than a super soaker's stream, but definitely not the full damaging blast it would normally be.]
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I suppose you taunt your enemies instead.
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[He visibly shifts his stance when the whip comes out; holy water in a bottle is one thing, but he's been on the receiving end of a Belmont's whip before - and he's not wearing his coat, this time.]
No fire. We're not in a stone castle after all. Sound fair?
[He's limiting his own arsenal more than hers, but still, it pays to make these things known ahead of time.]
[Current soul set: Merman, Medusa Head, Succubus]
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[A simple sidestep gets him out of the first strike easily enough. The second... that one connects. Soma visibly winces when the lash hits him, then rushes forward inside of her reach to launch a punch towards her midsection. No enhancements, just an ordinary old punch.]
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I won't go too easy on you.
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Perhaps I should step up my game, then.
[Soul swap: Black Panther to Guardian slot]
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[The cross indeed comes back, but misses him. Kokoro barely catches it again as she dodges the water, and grumbles, running in with another strike of the whip again.]
Never got the hang of these things --
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Prepare yourself!
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Do your worst, Belmont!
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[She's built up enough power now that she lifts up off the ground. Soma will know this, too, but if he tries to move out of normal people's Grand Cross range, he might be surprised. She doesn't rise up as high as expected, and the beam goes sideways, shooting forward the longer way.]
Lightning Sword!
CW: Mention of scars
[It doesn't take long for the beam to punch a hole in his shirt, revealing a patchwork of scars beneath. They're not more than a couple years old at best - clearly, he went through hell sometime fairly recently.]
Ngh! That hurt!
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Perhaps I went too hard on you. We can stop, if you can't take more. ...You did well, I'll give you that.
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You hit me pretty hard with that last one, I'm not ashamed to admit. I can keep going, but we should probably stop there for now, before we wake everyone in the neighborhood up.
[He walks over to the bench with his coat - slowly - and plops down beside it, before pulling a couple potion bottles out of one of its pockets and offering one to Kokoro.] Gandolfi's own recipe. That was an interesting take on the Grand Cross - what drove you to use it that way, instead of the normal method?
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It was more practical, because then I could use it airborne on a Ride Viper. I've also found it useful to blindside someone expecting the regular way around... albeit that does only work the once.
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Anyway, that's not the point. Pretty much every creature in there - from skeletons and zombies all the way up to the higher class demons - I can use their abilities as my own. I... don't often tell people about this. It's frightening enough to know I'm not entirely human, after all. But you need to know, if you may eventually have to fight me for keeps. Without the Vampire Killer... you're going to need help.
[He takes a moment to think things over, and comes to a decision.] Do you trust me enough to let me enchant your whip? I can't recreate the Vampire Killer, but I can at least give it elemental powers, much the same way Rinaldo Gandolfi did with the whip of alchemy he gave to Leon.
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So this is your game, then. You intend to ensure your own demise should need be. And you ask me if I trust you, when a few weeks ago I only knew you as the twist on the second half of a prophecy. ...You're a strange person, but I suppose I know worse.
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[He reaches up to rub the back of his neck - a nervous tic, it would seem - and adds:] I realize I'm asking a lot of you, especially when you barely know me. You have every right and reason not to believe a word I say, especially considering how I was teasing you about how I think you're cute - which I meant, by the way, but now's not the time for that.
[He blushes a bit as he realizes what he just said, but soldiers on.] A-anyway, what I'm saying is that I want to prevent as much damage as possible, if the worst comes to pass. And I think you're probably the best person for it.
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