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(太宰治) Dazai Osamu | Bungou Stray Dogs ([personal profile] bluemackerel) wrote in [community profile] starsand2022-06-07 06:20 am

June ADA Meeting/Open Mingle/Rumor Discussion

June had been an active month for everyone in Starsand. The fake tradition at the Shrine of Love, the three ghost stories, and still no way home. Knowing this, Osamu Dazai decided the only thing to do was to organize a meeting for the Fallen Stars and citizens alike...🗈


[Dazai had set up a gathering at the park with a small podium. This would do until they'd gotten an official meeting hall. Atsushi, Fauna, and Akutagawa had probably all been tasked with putting up flyers earlier advertising the meeting. He approached the podium, clearing his throat.]

Good afternoon, ladies, gentlemen, Fallen Stars and citizens of all shapes, sizes, and gender persuasions. This is the first meeting held by the Armed Detective Agency to discuss recent events and to set up plans for the future ahead. Let's go ahead and go over what we already know, shall we?

[He shuffled his cards at the podium, flicking one aside. Tellingly, if anyone picked it up...it was blank. Showoff.]

First off. The 'protection charm' so-called tradition. This, as some of you may know, is not an official tradition sanctioned by the Kami of Love. We're not certain who started it, but my guess is that it's for nebulous purposes. If you've tried to 'protect' someone, you had better let them know. And if you've been 'protected', prepare for whatever may come. We'll be doing what we can to decipher the intent behind this and the perpetrator.

[Fwip. Another cue card to the side. This one, if picked up, has 'Chuuya Nakahara has a stinky butt' written on it in red crayon with a chibi drawing of Dazai's face winking with his tongue out next to it.]

Now, let's get into the meatier situations. I believe we've had three curious spirits haunting our dear city as of late, and I'd like to go over each. If anyone has any relevant information pertaining to any of them - encounters, confrontations, simply details you've overheard - please do feel free to contribute to the discussion after the overview is finished.

The first of these is Bloody Mary. The Armed Detective Agency - meaning, my team - Atsushi, Fauna, Akutagawa, raise your hands. These three and myself have looked into this incident in particular. We intend to look into all of them, but this one was our first priority. We regret to inform you that she is quite real. Do not attempt this ritual. She will chase down whoever summoned her, and attempt to attack. She left us with the warnings that she 'learned so much' and that she'd be 'stronger next time' before melting into a puddle of blood. I repeat, do NOT summon Bloody Mary. We will not be discussing how to summon her in the interest of less people doing it...but you've been warned.

[Fwip. Another cue card to the side. This one, if picked up, has 'YOU CAN REACH BLOODY MARY BY SPELLING OUT ICUP AND PRAYING IN FRONT OF YOUR TOILET' written on it in blue crayon. Off to the side, it has the word 'spooky! do not attempt!' written on it. And a little drawing of a bedsheet ghost seemingly dripping blood.]


The second is the Footsteps Behind You ghost. Much like Bloody Mary, I've looked into this one on my own. It attempted much the same. An assault, a promise that it had learned, and a declaration that it'd be stronger next time. It, too, melted into blood. Do NOT summon the Footsteps Behind You ghost, either. Once more, no discussion as to how to do so will be taking place for your personal safety.

[Fwip. Another cue card to the side. This one, if picked up, has 'DON'T TELL THEM THE FOOTSTEPS BEHIND THEM IS ACTUALLY A LARGE HAMSTER WITH SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES. THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.' written on it in green crayon. The giant hamster is drawn on it looking sad.]

The third and final spirit that has been spoken of is regretfully the one I have the least amount of information on. The girl in the reflection. I made an attempt to summon her as well to no success, but the important thing about her is she made no attempt to attack. Unlike the other two spirits, the potential harm of this one is undetected. Still, you should not make an attempt to reach out until further information is given.

[Fwip. Another cue card to the side. This one, if picked up, has 'Potential Reminder: have ADA attempt another summoning. Certain issues may have gotten in my way.' Unlike the other cards, this one was written in pen in fairly elegant handwriting.]

With that, I open the floor to you, meeting participants. If you have any further information, feel free to share with the rest of us and talk amongst yourselves. The purpose of this meeting is to gather information and perhaps get to know your colleagues a bit better.

[And then, suddenly, he brightens.] Of course, after that, if anyone has any way to brighten the mood, we may all need it! So feel free to contribute that, too!

We at the Armed Detective Agency thank you for attending. We'll appreciate your cooperation in the future and know that we are looking into each and every incident with precision and care. Good night, tri-state area~

[And then he just. Drops the rest of the blank cue cards on the podium, folds his arms behind his head, and walks back.

The floor is yours, other participants.]
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[personal profile] ofthebluemoon 2022-06-09 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[At first, this new does rattle Vanitas. He had suspected some crossover due to how much the two worlds had in common. Without curse-bearing vampires to hunt, Vanitas had already decided that he would begrudgingly move onto Rumors as a way to scratch his revenge itch.

But this certainly changes things.

His concern expression cracks in a wide grin. Vanitas pats Noe on the shoulder again before standing, expecting his associate to follow him. Noe is strong and Vanitas isn't his babysitter. No, the roles are reversed there.]




Well! Isn't that just wonderful news, Noe?

I guess I'll be saving them all after all.

[He looks to Inaba, but addresses poor Noe.] Noe. You had might as well fill her in when you're ready. The three of us are going to have a 3am picnic.
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[personal profile] noetetaking 2022-06-09 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry... I should have been more careful.

[Honestly, Noe had his doubts his abilities would even work with blood that old. He looks embarrassed as he stands up, wiping at his tears and blinking at Vanitas gratefully when he just...doesn't make a big deal out of it. Vanitas doesn't treat him like something to be feared, he doesn't make a big deal of his Archiviste origins as long as Noe doesn't mention the human's blood--he doesn't pity Noe, and he appreciates that.]

I'll come with you.

[He nods, able to find his determination to help and save the spirits again in the human's selfish grin that never reaches his eyes.]

Ah-- Right. [He looks back at Inaba. Time for an explanation. He doesn't want to keep thinking about it, but it has to be said.]

I don't know exactly how it happened, but the spirit was hurt by something else. They wanted to help a girl who was sad about her friends who were hiding things from her... But the spirit's desire to help her became corrupted, and instead of helping her they stalk people and write their sins in blood, and the girl, she--

[He puts a hand over his mouth, biting back a sob. He doesn't want to keep talking about it.]