[Oop. Grumpy Atsu. Jealous Atsu. Cute. He'd dote on him if he wasn't so goddamn amused at the second bit. It is taking everything in him right now to not burst into hysterical laughter.

Instead, he looks SASSY.]

'I would never do that to someone'? You're acting like dating you is a punishment, and not a privilege. I'm disappointed, as a regular ladies man, and gentleman's man on the occasion. Haven't you learned aaaaaaanything~?

[One hand on one hip.]

Your girlfriend would be so disappointed to hear that.