Maybe it's not best to say what we are out loud...

[Saying they're a distraction kind of defeats the point, doesn't it? Still, he looks down at the little creatures circling his feet. He pauses. And then he just reels back and kicks one like a football.]

I never do what I'm asked to do!

[You could ask Kunikida, were he here. He really doesn't.]

And even if I did. I'm above spilling my secrets to slime. Gross.