I did get this parfait for you. I merely didn't anticipate it gluing us to the table.

[ he mutters, pushing the offending dessert between them so it was easier to reach. ]

... It wants us to share, so presumably if we finish it, you'll be able to come over here and not hurt yourself reaching.

[ He is however, quite endeared by his boyfriend's antics, as his steadily wagging tail indicates. He at least tries to humor his boyfriend by scooting forward and dipping his head fo him. ]